My year in lists.

No body reads this thing.
Thank G-d
This is the bleakest place in the world
It's so bleak it even got it's own bleak album cover,
AW YA! BLEAAK!!
SUPER BLEAK!
FUCK ZER UP BLEAK!
Check this out! how bleak is this!



AW YEAH! THAT'S SO FUCKIN BLEAK!
yeah I'm high and having a word trip on Bleak.
that's really happening right now.
But actually this album title is really bleak.
this is the blog version of that scene from The Warriors where the Prom dates get on the Subway towards the end of the night and Swan And Mercy are sitting there all beat the fuck up, and there's that awkward, uncomfortable moment.
yeah
this is that scene
in blogform.



I feel like my blog is the internet version of that guy at the bar drunk off his ass and talking to himself.
That's me.
I'm the Forgetting Sarah Marshall of the internet.
Yay.
And thank G-d thats me.
I can drop gigantic bombs about my life and no one would be none the wiser!
I could say things like
"I hate my self a little more each day, and think I wasted the last two years of my life"
or
"I really like someone I barely know, and doubt they feel the same way about myself"
and no one would know!
Not a single solitary soul!
Not ONE! MEASLY FUCKING CREAT-

Ehem.
You know what just listen to this.
This band mops the floor with your fucking brain you pansy bitch
BOW!
TO THE MIGHTYNESS!
THE ZEREST MOST THRASHINZER DANGZEREST BAND!
LOS!
CAMPENSINOS!!!

(Oh my blog comes complete with twists, you best believe it. Suck on that poisen like bbd first cassette.)

That, ^ up there, is the best new album of the willenia.
I've sorta lost myself in this blog, I should go dig myself out.
here
here's an album for you fine folks to download when you smoke the cheeba

Click here




AH HA!
YOU FREELOADIN BASTIDS!
YOU GOTTA BUY THAT ONE!
No but seriously, you should deffinently, defenantly, definitely, there we go, definitely get that album, it's amazing.






I Don't think anyone even clicks those albums anyways.
well heres one that you assholes might like.
Wall Of Sound music

A Place To Bury Strangers



Alright.
Good job.
Well done.
Mazel Tov.
Don't forget to come see my play.
I'm a cracked actor.